Ah, You give me beaver!
Beaver jokes are tons more funny when women make them.
A., L., J. and E. are some of my female co-workers and their names have been initialized to protect the innocent and gulty. Here's a neatened transcript of our latest e-mail stream of consciousness. (I have edited some of the details, truncated some sentences, omited a few too absurd non sequiturs and re-ordered some of the text to improve the flow.)
A.: (to me) Have you been making out with your boyfriend wikipedia again?
L.: Wikibeaver
A.: Obvi.
Me: Le duh! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver
A.: E. totally loves European beavers.
J.: Seriously, Bob probly thinks I'm wicked retarded b/c I can't stop laughing. He loves Casey's wikipedia find.
E.: That's why I can't get a girlfriend!
L.: Dude, I'm glad my beaver doesn't weigh 55 lbs.
A.: Goddamn, me too.
Me: I'll take my love, heavy on the beaver.
J: Seriously I'm choking...
E.: I would like one about 5'7", 130 pounds with blonde hair and blue eyes!
A.: I'll keep my eyes open!
J.: Okay I'm changing the subject. When are we going to Macy's?
Me: To find a nice beaver pelt?
J.: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Seriously, I need to come up for air. I can't stop laughing!
A.: Beaver's really hot right now.
E.: link to a tee-shirt
A.: BEST. SHIRT. EVER. Let’s get them – they can be our AR team t-shirts! E., maybe you should buy one!
(L.: Now this is some STUPID beaver... link to a video on youtube)
J.: Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Oh and it should be "save a tree, eat a beaver."
L.: Now THAT’S hot – move over KC, we’ve got a new motto.
J.: How can I get anything done with all this talk of beaver. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MACY’S?
L.: Dude – lets go fer lunch one day this week.
J.: Friday?
L.: I’m down.
Me: But will Macy’s have THESE shirts on sale? Have fun on Friday, I’ll be going up to ever-exciting Syracuse.
link to to TELL-YOUR-BOOBS tee shirt
link to SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE tee shirt
J.: I’M TALKIN’ BOUT SNAKES… ON… A PLANE!
L.: I WANT THAT SHIRT!
Afterwards, L. comes running in to see us shouting: I’M TALKIN BOUT BEAVERS ON A PLANE!
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