Ah, You give me beaver!

Beaver jokes are tons more funny when women make them.

A., L., J. and E. are some of my female co-workers and their names have been initialized to protect the innocent and gulty. Here's a neatened transcript of our latest e-mail stream of consciousness. (I have edited some of the details, truncated some sentences, omited a few too absurd non sequiturs and re-ordered some of the text to improve the flow.)

A.: (to me) Have you been making out with your boyfriend wikipedia again?

L.: Wikibeaver

A.: Obvi.

Me: Le duh! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver

A.: E. totally loves European beavers.

J.: Seriously, Bob probly thinks I'm wicked retarded b/c I can't stop laughing. He loves Casey's wikipedia find.

E.: That's why I can't get a girlfriend!

L.: Dude, I'm glad my beaver doesn't weigh 55 lbs.

A.: Goddamn, me too.

Me: I'll take my love, heavy on the beaver.

J: Seriously I'm choking...

E.: I would like one about 5'7", 130 pounds with blonde hair and blue eyes!

A.: I'll keep my eyes open!

J.: Okay I'm changing the subject. When are we going to Macy's?

Me: To find a nice beaver pelt?

J.: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Seriously, I need to come up for air. I can't stop laughing!

A.: Beaver's really hot right now.

E.: link to a tee-shirt

A.: BEST. SHIRT. EVER. Let’s get them – they can be our AR team t-shirts! E., maybe you should buy one!

(L.: Now this is some STUPID beaver... link to a video on youtube)

J.: Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Oh and it should be "save a tree, eat a beaver."

L.: Now THAT’S hot – move over KC, we’ve got a new motto.

J.: How can I get anything done with all this talk of beaver. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MACY’S?

L.: Dude – lets go fer lunch one day this week.

J.: Friday?

L.: I’m down.

Me: But will Macy’s have THESE shirts on sale? Have fun on Friday, I’ll be going up to ever-exciting Syracuse.

link to to TELL-YOUR-BOOBS tee shirt

link to SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE tee shirt

J.: I’M TALKIN’ BOUT SNAKES… ON… A PLANE!

L.: I WANT THAT SHIRT!

Afterwards, L. comes running in to see us shouting: I’M TALKIN BOUT BEAVERS ON A PLANE!