Black Market Ashes...

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I can't take credit for this. Jen, wrote this to the Catholics and lapsed Catholics last Ash Wednesday when I headbutted Natasha to get ashes on my forehead.

Bagel for breakfast (body of Christ): $.50

Lean Cuisine Mac N Cheese lunch (no meat): $2.50

Glass of Wine after work (blood of Christ): $15

God’s Love From Natasha’s Forehead: Priceless

Mocking Ash Wednesday: Costly

So costly, that I now have Catholic guilt and will be sure to make it to mass this evening to get my ashes the old fashioned way, earning them…

I'm going to forward the original e-mail to the original recipients.

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